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Rules on How to Par-tay like its 1999

  • 2 min read

That is to say, party like there’s no tomorrow.

Spring is just around the corner, and as the invites start stacking up, it’s worth taking time to consider if you’ve got the tips needed to unleash your inner jaguar.

Don’t be on time

Why would you?

Sloppy isn't sexy

Whatever your poison – be it beer, champagne, liquor or wine – make sure you enjoy it as if you're sippin Moet excreted by Greek Gods. If you're fighting off space bears in an alien time vortex, then you should probably slow down.

Beautiful Creatures  

Well,Biggie Smalls said it best…

Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around two


Manage Conversation

There’s no need to make spiteful comments, or engage in politics unless you can back it up with empirical evidence.

Bust a move

Be smooth, but individual, and control your flow with the tempo. It definitely pays to be at a hotspot playing dynamite tracks.   


And after the party it’s the…After Party

Unlike a monogamous relationship, there’s nothing wrong with hopping between parties all night long. In that case you’ll need threads which last from that first mojito, to the indulgent early morning whiskey night cap.

Always, always...

Remember those who think they’re the life of the party, are often its demise. At the same time, wallflowerism never got nobody nowhere.

The right cocktail of cheeky charm and nonchalance will go a long way.  

Carpe Diem, seize the day Gentleman.

And just to get you in the mood…