...so that you can bask in a post-coital glow.
Our philosophy is pretty straight up:
Like the trusty rubber band, you can depend on it for every occasion - from pub crawls to illuminati sex parties; and the fact that...
You don’t just boil a carrot.
You salt and pepper that sucka. Slop some butter on it, dose it up with paprika, put some honey mustard glaze on it like a madman. At MR. KOYA, we feel that this barely-relevant metaphor applies to shirts too. It’s all in the seasonings baby.
A typical day means spending most of our time curating vibrant fabrics while continuously tweaking dyes and pattern construction to arrive at a garment which speaks for you.
For example pineapples...genius!
After we’ve curated the final designs for production here in Melbourne, they're sent off to our carefully selected manufacturer. By stroke of heavenly luck (and months of research, and interviews), we found our partner in Yiwu, China - just over 3hrs south-west of Shanghai.
Unsatisfactory service enrages us, and we tend to take it out on pineapples.
With free shipping, and free returns, we promise that you’ll leave our store basking in a moist other-worldly glow of post-coital satisfaction. (We thought a lot about that line)
So put on a snappy shirt, eat a goddamn banana, and let’s get to it.
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