Once we receive your order, our trained warehouse goats waste no time in getting your shit together. They’ll aim to have your shirt in the mail within three days. From there, our free shipping should take between 2 and 5 days to reach you.
At MR. KOYA, we depend on the FAQ Master 3000 to deliver our high levels of quality service, attention to detail, and customer care.
He’s all about you folks, just look at him:
At MR. KOYA, we depend on the FAQ Master 3000 to deliver our high levels of quality service, attention to detail, and customer care.
He’s all about you folks, just look at him:
As everybody knows, shooting arrows into the still-twitching corpses of Roman soldiers can put a real strain on the shirt you’re wearing. And when you’re demanding fealty from a quivering Goth, you want to look your best, amirite? Thankfully MR. KOYA makes shirts that are made to last, and look great too. 5 stars.
Attila
No fixed address
That’s Gold Jerry! GOLD!
Kenny Bania
NBC Seinfeld
Sometimes when my dhoti’s in the wash, I like to rock my MR. KOYA shirt, hit the sauce with Leo Tolstoy, and play Mario Kart until 3am, blazin’.
M. Gandhi
Delhi
Serio, MR. KOYA shirts sunt his pares et sic versatile, et calceamentis, et puellarum plus amant. Calce asinum!
Caligula
Rome
Thank you for creating a cake which perfectly complemented our theme. It made our day extra special, and everybody commented on just what a delicious cake it was.
Kelly Anne
We met with some MR. KOYA representatives recently, and we suggested some design features for their upcoming range of shirts. Namely, we felt that both neck and arm holes are antiquated old tech for a shirt, and to ensure a slick and futuristic design, these holes should be removed. Nevertheless, MR. KOYA have opted to continue with neck and arm holes, which we suppose lends them some kind of bespoke charm. #courage
#timcook2020
Apple Marketing Executive
I may be cylindrical, deep fried, and filled with potatoes and cheese,
but I know good service when I see it. It’s so easy to return or
exchange a MR. KOYA shirt, it just warms my crumbs.
A Croquette