The Party Popper

The Party Popper

AUD$88.50

Explosive and outlandish, like your Dad’s political opinions – the “Party Popper” will make you feel like you just trolled an entire country into making you president. High energy!

Made with 100% cotton - scientifically proven to be the partiest of fibres - this shirt is like your own personal ticker-tape parade.

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There's just something about a good shirt.

It’s not just about how it protects your skin from chemtrails, or how it prevents the jackbooted government lizard-people from detecting your blood.

It’s about feeling good, and knowing that when the End Times approach, you’ll be sporting threads that even the most cabin-feverish doomsday prepper will envy.

More about the shirt:
• Fits true to size. Take your normal size.
• Slim-Fit
• Light-weight cotton