Australia was reeling from an unprecedented bushfire emergency, and to rub coal into the wound, the Prime Minister smirk-bombed his way to Hawaii for a refreshing mai tai.
To mark this momentous abrogation of responsibility, MR. KOYA created the Mahalo ScoMo – an enduring combination of Hawaiian vibes, simpering leadership vacuums, and the colours of an increasingly-combustible Australian summer.
Through sales of this shirt, we raised $35,891 for NSW Rural Fire Service.
The shirt is now archived in the National Library of Australia.
This shirt is:
Your repertoire is not complete without a crisp, sharp button-down.
And we understand that a perfect fit is everything.
Checkout the size guide below to find your shirt size.
If you’d prefer more tailored advice, email us your measurements at hey@mrkoya.com & we can make a recommendation.
All of our shirts are what industry calls aSlim Fit.
They’re designed to be fitted through the chest & waist.
If you typically buy Regular Fit shirts, you’ll want to take a size larger in ours.
Compare our shirt measurements to a similar shirt you already own.
It's best to take all measurements when your shirt is lying flat.
Collar
Unbutton the shirt and measure the length from button to buttonhole.
Shoulder Width
The distance between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.
Back Length
The distance between the base of the back of the collar to the hem.
Chest Circumference
The distance between each of the underarm seems (when the shirt is laid flat with buttons fastened) multiplied by 2.
Sleeve Length
The distance between the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
We love talking about shirts so hit us up with any questions you've got at hey@mrkoya.com
And remember, online shopping is all about trying items on in the comfort of your home. If the fit isn't right, we'll happily organise your exchange or return.
Now for the shirts themselves...
Your repertoire is not complete without a crisp, sharp button-down.
And we understand that a perfect fit is everything.
Checkout the size guide below to find your shirt size.
If you’d prefer more tailored advice, email us your measurements at hey@mrkoya.com & we can make a recommendation.
All of our shirts are what industry calls aSlim Fit.
They’re designed to be fitted through the chest & waist.
If you typically buy Regular Fit shirts, you’ll want to take a size larger in ours.
Compare our shirt measurements to a similar shirt you already own.
It's best to take all measurements when your shirt is lying flat.
Collar
Unbutton the shirt and measure the length from button to buttonhole.
Shoulder Width
The distance between the shoulder seams measured straight across the back.
Back Length
The distance between the base of the back of the collar to the hem.
Chest Circumference
The distance between each of the underarm seems (when the shirt is laid flat with buttons fastened) multiplied by 2.
Sleeve Length
The distance between the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
We love talking about shirts so hit us up with any questions you've got at hey@mrkoya.com
And remember, online shopping is all about trying items on in the comfort of your home. If the fit isn't right, we'll happily organise your exchange or return.
Now for the shirts themselves...
As everybody knows, shooting arrows into the still-twitching corpses of Roman soldiers can put a real strain on the shirt you’re wearing. And when you’re demanding fealty from a quivering Goth, you want to look your best, amirite? Thankfully MR. KOYA makes shirts that are made to last, and look great too. 5 stars.
Attila
No fixed address
That’s Gold Jerry! GOLD!
Kenny Bania
NBC Seinfeld
Sometimes when my dhoti’s in the wash, I like to rock my MR. KOYA shirt, hit the sauce with Leo Tolstoy, and play Mario Kart until 3am, blazin’.
M. Gandhi
Delhi
Serio, KOYA shirts sunt his pares et sic versatile, et calceamentis, et puellarum plus amant. Calce asinum!
Caligula
Rome
Thank you for creating a cake which perfectly complemented our theme. It made our day extra special, and everybody commented on just what a delicious cake it was.
Kelly Anne
We met with some MR. KOYA representatives recently, and we suggested some design features for their upcoming range of shirts. Namely, we felt that both neck and arm holes are antiquated old tech for a shirt, and to ensure a slick and futuristic design, these holes should be removed. Nevertheless, MR. KOYA have opted to continue with neck and arm holes, which we suppose lends them some kind of bespoke charm.
#courage #timcook202
Apple Marketing Executive
I may be cylindrical, deep fried, and filled with potatoes and cheese, but I know good service when I see it. It’s so easy to return or exchange a MR. KOYA shirt, it just warms my crumbs.
A Croquette
At MR. KOYA, we depend on the FAQ Master 3000 to deliver our high levels of quality service, attention to detail and customer care.
He’s all about you folks, just look at him…
Below are some frequent questions he handles.
Each *indeterminate time* the State of the Earth Address will present perspectives on the issues of the day, news from around the globe, exclusive offers, and tips on how to be less of a goose (just in case anyone needs those)…
