We feel passionately about treating customers like Kings.
Unsatisfactory service violently enrages us, and we tend to take it out on pineapples.
As a modest token of our appreciation,
MR. KOYA has prepared some heartfelt words for you:
We hope you enjoyed that kind sir.
Now put on your snappy shirt, eat a god damn banana, and let's get to it.
Cheers,